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emporer's new groove & kung fu panda

“i’ll turn him into a flea– a harmless little flea– and put him in a box.  i’ll put that box in another box, and mail him to myself, and, when it arrives, i’ll smash him with a hammer!  or, to save postage, i’ll poison him with this!”

“well, there was this big man, and an old woman… how would you describe her?”  “scary beyond reason.”

“Poison, what poison? Oh, right…the poison. The poison for Kuzco…the poison specially designed to kill Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison. That poison?”

“sorry.  i tweaked his facial nerve.  and i may have stopped his heart.”

“i thought you might be monkey.  he hides his almond cookies on the top shelf.”